Archive for the ‘filipino jokes’ Category

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, ... Full story

The content of this post is from a forwarded mail from a friend. Definitely, if the games will be upgraded to this level, 2008 Beijing Olympics will indeed be a view to remember. The author reminds that this picture is inspired by Chinese movies. = ) ROWING. Which way? Full story

People call this campaign so uptight. However, some see it as a reality. Anyone's interpretation to this joke is very much welcome. Thanks to Vincent Chow for sharing this parody. ... Full story

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir,but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner ... Full story

  The blog hits for PINOYWORLD is now again on tremendous rise as Pinoy's all over the world are inquiring about Renaldo Lapuz. Who is he? Renaldo Lapuz, a Filipino living on Reno, Nevada, stunned the American Idol stage season 7. This 44-year old American Idol wannabe presented another twist in his presentation while singing "We're Brothers Forever" at the ... Full story

Want some light dose of humor for the day? Check this joke forwarded to me by Dr. Arlene Sotelo <arlsotelo@yahoo.com>. A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- ... Full story

The unlimited potential of the world wide web has transformed the Ordinary Juan to be one of the worlds instant publisher. Thanks to Friendster, Multiply, MySpace and other social networking sites. Though some had used the internet to keep in touch with families in the Philippines and vice versa, some had simply used it to become a scandal site. Beware that some acquaintance are not true ... Full story

This joke was forwarded to me by Wyn-Ann Quioco <wyn.ann.8.6@gmail.com> . One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But ... Full story

This is a very insightful joke shared by Joe Carrasco through Ang Bagong Pinoy Yahoo E-groups. It was the first day of school in Washington, DC and a new student named Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade. The teacher began, "Let's review some American history, class. Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except ... Full story

I had always aimed that this blog would not contain political issues about the Filipino. But ordinary Juan is a political animal. For an ordinary Pinoy, every serious news is an inspiration to a new breed of humor. Take the Manila Pen siege for example. Several hours ... Full story