Tag Archive | "JOKES"

Independence Day Treat: "Pinoy Wit" Joke


A Filipino and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

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JOKE OF THE DAY: Sense of Smell


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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

“I’m sorry sir,but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

“Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.” Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook, Mary happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and Leaves.Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. “Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”"I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get
you a dirty fork.”

The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells great,I take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli.

Once again walking away in disbelief,the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner saw him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, “Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man.”

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.

As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. “Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.”

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, “Hey, I didn’t
know that Mary worked here?”

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In search for Renaldo Lapuz


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The blog hits for PINOYWORLD is now again on tremendous rise as Pinoy’s all over the world are inquiring about Renaldo Lapuz. Who is he?

Renaldo Lapuz, a Filipino living on Reno, Nevada, stunned the American Idol stage season 7. This 44-year old American Idol wannabe presented another twist in his presentation while singing “We’re Brothers Forever” at the shows Dallas Audition, which Simon Cowell predicted to be a next hit. Indeed, Mr. Lapuz rocked the Youtube and American Idol website and earned his instant fame.

Obviously enjoying the entertaining rendition of his song, American Idol Randy Jackson, Paula Abdula and even Ryan Seacrest,

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Joke of the Day: Cheating Wife Investigated


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Want some light dose of humor for the day? Check this joke forwarded to me by Dr. Arlene Sotelo <arlsotelo@yahoo.com>.

A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn’t have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one — a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received following report:

Mr. Honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with he. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

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Lessons Learned from Manila Pen


I had always aimed that this blog would not contain political issues about the Filipino. But ordinary Juan is a political animal. For an ordinary Pinoy, every serious news is an inspiration to a new breed of humor. Take the Manila Pen siege for example.

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Several hours after the attempted coup led by General Danilo Lim, Former Marine Lt. and now Senator Antonio Trillanes IV, together with Former Teofisto Guigona failed, a new brand of humour aroused.Titled “Lessons Learned from Manila Pen” , the new

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Si INDAY may Blog Na…


Due to INSISTENT PUBLIC demand, our ever hard-working and Einstein brained House Service Manager (a.k.a.) INDAY in now in cyberspace.

You can check her at BLOG NI INDAY!.

BLOG NI INDAY! Is a comprehensive collection of INDAY jokes all over the world. Organized by

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Sino Nga ba si Inday…


Many are asking me who is INDAY. Upon searching the web, I found the following information which I think can help you better understand our house service manager (a.k.a. Katulong) Inday.

Here it is:

Name: Inocencia Binayubay

Nickname: Inday (of course)

Age: 18

Parents: Mang Andoy at Aling Seling

Siblings: Iying

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Bakit may Bukol si Junior…


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

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Ang Simula ng Inday Phenomenon…


Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience willcontribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality ofoutcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]

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Inday's Quotable Qoutes…


Si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa Espa

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