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IBON Foundation: Cha-cha revival exposes Arroyo's resolve to stay beyond 2010


Renewed moves to amend the 1987 Constitution reveal that the Arroyo administration is clearly determined to perpetuate itself in power possibly even beyond 2010, according to independent think-tank IBON Foundation.

In its midyear political assessment report, IBON noted that the administration

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JOKE OF THE DAY: Sense of Smell


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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

“I’m sorry sir,but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

“Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.” Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook, Mary happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and Leaves.Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. “Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”"I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get
you a dirty fork.”

The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells great,I take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli.

Once again walking away in disbelief,the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner saw him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, “Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man.”

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.

As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. “Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.”

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, “Hey, I didn’t
know that Mary worked here?”

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JOKE OF THE DAY: Arroyo admits knowing of corruption before signing ZTE deal


I find this article very

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Joke of the Day: Cheating Wife Investigated


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Want some light dose of humor for the day? Check this joke forwarded to me by Dr. Arlene Sotelo <arlsotelo@yahoo.com>.

A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn’t have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one — a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received following report:

Mr. Honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with he. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

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Pedro & Rosita do the Weeweechu


This joke was forwarded to me by Wyn-Ann Quioco <wyn.ann.8.6@gmail.com> .

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting
by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do
Weeweechu.”

“Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.

“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the
perfect time,” Pedro begged.

“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita.

“Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang…

“Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.”

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Dagohoy in States …


This is a very insightful joke shared by Joe Carrasco through Ang Bagong Pinoy Yahoo E-groups.

It was the first day of school in Washington, DC and a new student named Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher began, “Let’s review some American history, class. Who said ‘Give me liberty or give me death?’”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Dagohoy’s who had his hand up,”Patrick Henry, 1775.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

“Who said ‘Government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish from the earth’”?

Again, no response except from Dagohoy: “Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg, 1863,” he said.

The teacher snaps at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed, Dagohoy who is new to our country knows more about our history than you do.”

She hears a loud whisper from the back: “Screw the Filipinos.”

“Who said that?” she demanded.

Dagohoy put his hand up. “General John Pershing, Manila, 1896.”

At that point, Jack, another student says, “I’m going to puke.” The teacher glares and asks, “All right! Now who said that?”

Again, Dagohoy answers, “George Bush, Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister during the state dinner, Tokyo, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!!”

“Dagohoy jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher at the top of his voice, “Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, the Oval Office, 1997!!”

Someone shouts, “You little shit if you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”

Dagohoy yells, “Congressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, Washington, D.C., 2001!”

The teacher faints. “I’m outta here!” mutters one student as he sidles to the door.

“President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Baguio City, December 30, 2002!!” Dagohoy responds.

As the class gathers around her on the floor, someone says, “Oh shit, now we’re really in big trouble!”

“Saddam Hussein, on the Iraq invasion, Baghdad, May 2003!” Dagohoy bellowed.

“Now, I really have to run,” Jack mutters, heading for the exit.

“Gloria Macapagal Arroyo again, Pampanga, October 4, 2003!!!” Dagohoy shouts triumphantly jumping with glee.

Then a burly African-American boy grabbed Dagohoy and strangled him, about to give a fistful to a frightened Dagohoy.

Then an Asian boy stood up and shouted, “Hey easy on him. I’M A FILIPINO!”

Dagohoy then blurted out before he got socked out, “Fernando Poe, Jr. Manila, January 2004!!!”

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Lessons Learned from Manila Pen


I had always aimed that this blog would not contain political issues about the Filipino. But ordinary Juan is a political animal. For an ordinary Pinoy, every serious news is an inspiration to a new breed of humor. Take the Manila Pen siege for example.

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Several hours after the attempted coup led by General Danilo Lim, Former Marine Lt. and now Senator Antonio Trillanes IV, together with Former Teofisto Guigona failed, a new brand of humour aroused.Titled “Lessons Learned from Manila Pen” , the new

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Si INDAY may Blog Na…


Due to INSISTENT PUBLIC demand, our ever hard-working and Einstein brained House Service Manager (a.k.a.) INDAY in now in cyberspace.

You can check her at BLOG NI INDAY!.

BLOG NI INDAY! Is a comprehensive collection of INDAY jokes all over the world. Organized by

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Sino Nga ba si Inday…


Many are asking me who is INDAY. Upon searching the web, I found the following information which I think can help you better understand our house service manager (a.k.a. Katulong) Inday.

Here it is:

Name: Inocencia Binayubay

Nickname: Inday (of course)

Age: 18

Parents: Mang Andoy at Aling Seling

Siblings: Iying

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Bakit may Bukol si Junior…


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

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